I just ordered a batch of these cute bags from Auntie Victoria’s Floozees Doozees store. They have a cute pumpkin on them, and say “Keep Calm and Give Me Candy”. That’s been my mantra most of my life (though the definition of “candy” has been subject to change).
I got a new t-shirt in the mail today from my Auntie Victoria. She pegged me pretty good (and gave my employees something to giggle about), because I AM the crazy bitch everyone warned you about. Of course, I’ve worn the shirt around the office today. Hey, I know how to lead a crew.
Some Saturday mornings are more interesting than others. I sat at the kitchen table this morning enjoying a fresh cup of coffee. Yes, I am addicted to coffee. I have coffee scented candles. I adore coffee flavored sweets. Let it suffice to say that I enjoy my morning coffee.
It wasn’t a bad dream. Not as my dreams go, anyway. Nobody got hurt. At no point was anything burning. The closest thing to a conflict was when some music was playing from some vehicle and kept re-starting, like they’d stop a song and it’d automatically skip to the next.
Got a package in the mail today from my Auntie Victoria in Florida. Things have been a little off here. She wanted to send up a few boxes of her favorite green tea for me to try. A “cheer up” gift. I was curious about the tea, but what really made my day was the t-shirt she sent along with it.
It was probably the moment when I found her standing behind me, watching over my shoulder, that I realized things had gone sideways. Tam put her hand on my should and squeezed ever so softly. “You need to talk to someone,” she told me. I conceded for the first time that she might be right. Sometimes things break.
Much to my shame, I do actually know a little bit about the evils of eBay, so I don’t even have plausible deniability anymore. I’m just not sure why so many people are so late getting to the game. That probably annoys me more than anything.
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