Archive | May, 2008

Self-Hater

One of these days I’ll learn that I should never leave the house. I should have my groceries brought in by UPS, pay my utilities online, and get my entertainment through pay-per-view and the Internet. I should never need to date again. I have a great relationship with my Shower Massage. Why leave the house? […]

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What Else Need Be Said?

NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) — Officials say a mob has burned to death 11 people suspected of being witches and wizards in western Kenya. Deputy police spokesman Charles Owino says the mob hunted down the 8 women and 3 men in two villages in the western Kenya district of Kisii Central. Owino says most of the […]

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Christian Men

I was just clearing out some friend requests on my MySpace page tonight, and I found myself wondering why so many Christian men want to be on my friends list. It shows that people don’t pay attention. Ahem. Don’t they notice the part that says “Wiccan”? Do they notice the parts when I talk about […]

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Oops … Is That Your Grand Prix?

I didn’t something rash yesterday. Well … maybe not rash. I don’t do anything rash. Cold, calculating, and diabolically cunning … well, you know what I’m saying. But rash? I bought a new car yesterday. I wasn’t in the market for one. The old Mazda has been puttering along just fine. But yesterday I went […]

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Beltane

I’ve had about 20 people ask me what I did on Beltane. I think there are some people who are living vicariously through me, or something. The same people who were disappointed when I started getting my shit together, because they had nothing to read. Everybody liked reading about the wreckage that the old Claire […]

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