I just changed my MySpace profile to say that I’m a lesbian. I don’t really think of myself that way. It’s not inconceivable to me that I might have sex with a man again. I have to admit that my dream date would be a woman with a penis (maybe I should say a real [...]

Okay. Just for the record, one should not drink alone on a Tuesday night. I found out this evening that I don’t have to work tomorrow. Well, today. It was tomorrow then. I didn’t go right to the plum wine. Agnon’s been chastising me for drinking too much plum wine lately. Somehow life seems nicer [...]

I really need to review MySpace’s terms of service agreement. I didn’t realize until I started parsing my language that they might object to my language here, not to mention possibly the content of post itself. I’ve already written and deleted this post three times. The first one was mostly swearing. Look, I did something [...]