I just wasted over an hour trying to catch up my web pages and MySpace, etc. I’m such a slack-ass. I had nine pages of messages and five pages of friend requests on MySpace. It’s been that long since I logged in there. Geez, it’s been over three days since I checked my e-mail. I [...]

The capacity of the human mind to heap misery upon itself amazes me. I think we love it, deep down inside. Why else would we wallow in it so? I’m talking about myself. Of course. Who else’s misery would I give a damn about? Okay, I meant that to come across with a wink and [...]

I got an e-mail today that really irritated me. It was from a guy who said he didn’t believe I was a girl. Apparently I don’t write like a girl. I’m way more sexual than girls are “in real life” and I’m all, like, smart and stuff. Plus, he says, my blog posts read like [...]

Is anyone else tired of hearing about Hillary Clinton’s cleavage? I’ve been avoiding TV and the Internet, and this crap has still filtered through. I figured Hillary must’ve really been popping out to have caused such a fuss. Think Scarlett Johansson worthy cleavage. So I looked up the pic. Oh, geez. You’re kidding me! That [...]