I wish someone would give Vanessa Hudgens a break. The poor girl. She’s being pilloried in the general for being *gasp!* naked. Yes, I looked up the pictures. I was disappointed. I thought she’d be doing something naughty, but she’s just standing there. Okay, I’m being sarcastic. I’m just tired of hearing about how this [...]

I’m sick of these goofy girls on the match.com ads with their terrible acting and habitual hair flipping. Oh, look! The ugly people are staring at me. They’re going to make me famous, so stunned are they by my beauty. I’m going to be a star! And all I have to do is sit here [...]