As if I don’t have enough to worry about, Sarah Palin’s story just keeps getting weirder. I’ve honestly found myself worrying about my future well-being if this woman gets into office. It was bad enough that she was blessed in Wasilla, Alaska by Thomas Muthee, an African preacher who conducted literal witch-hunts in Nairobi. Now [...]

When I was headed to Nashville for the Presidential debate, I kept thinking that I was going to keep detailed notes so that when I came home I could write something witty and insightful about my experience. Because, of course, we all know that the masses are quivering in anticipation of what the goddess, Claire, [...]

I’ve just been invited to attend the next Presidential debate in Nashville on the 7th. Hmmm. I don’t know. I’ll have to think about that one. Do I really want to go all the way to Nashville to see the next President of the United States in person (and I don’t mean McCain)? I think [...]

Okay, now that I have your attention, I should probably tell you right away to settle down. This isn’t about how to have multiple orgasms. It really isn’t about orgasms at all, except in the conceptual sense. So if you were expecting a detailed account of my weekend, you’re out of luck. I received a [...]